This is a recipe of my mom’s that I’ve been making for ages — well, since my childhood actually, when I was what we called the “flunky” (no fancy sous-chef titles here; the Bomhoffs [that's my maiden name] call it like they see it). My two sisters, brother and I were all flunkies at one time or another. It was all part of my mother’s master plan: Household Apprenticeship.
Household Apprenticeship was a little program Mom devised to whip us kids into shape. We all learned how to make a bed (with the proper hospital corners, of course), do laundry, do the dishes, set the table, assist my mother in her cooking (i.e., be the flunky) and make a dry martini (ok, that last one came a bit later). Once you reached a reasonable level of ability in each of these skills, you were awarded your Household Apprenticeship certificate of merit. At the time, we all took it very seriously and now that I’m a parent, I realize how clever this whole thing was. My mother was able to make learning how to do some (not all) dreary tasks fun and exciting, all while delegating some of the massive amounts of work she did to us deadbeat kids. Plus she gave us a sense of accomplishment with the presentation of the certificate. To us, it all felt very official and very grown up — something all 8 year olds can’t wait to be (oh, I if I knew then what I know now…).
But back to the artichokes. My parents had a lot of cocktail parties (no key parties a la The Ice Storm, though, and yes, I did confirm that with my mother), and us kids were the cater waiters at these events. I think this is where I had my first artichoke dip on a Triscuit. While not life-changing (maybe), it was delicious. And yes, you really do need to use Triscuits (the Trader Joe’s version is okay too, but back in the day, there was no Trader Joe’s, so Triscuits it was). They don’t get soggy and the crunchy, straw-like texture is a great contrast to the creaminess of the dip. Plus, it’s just so retro. How can you not be on board with that?
Thank you Mommy for teaching me how to do so many things and being such a clever mom. I’d love to hear ways your parents got you to help out (I’m guessing some may have involved the exchange of cash…). Maybe I can use some of your ideas on my own kid!
Note: You can also bake the dip in an oven-proof dish (something like this to keep the whole 70s theme going) and serve with crackers for dipping.
Warm Artichoke Dip
1/2 small onion, finely diced or grated
1-14-oz. can artichoke hearts, drained and roughly chopped (I use the non-marinated kind, but you can use those in a pinch)
1/2 cup mayonnaise (or Vegannaise)
1/2 cup Parmesan
Black pepper and salt
Paprika
Triscuits (or a comparable wheat cracker)
Preheat the oven to 350ºF/180ºC. Combine the onion, artichokes, mayonnaise and Parmesan in a bowl and season to taste with salt and pepper. Spoon a small amount to fit onto a Triscuit. Top each cracker with a sprinkle of paprika and bake until hot, about 10 minutes. Serve warm.






